Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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