yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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