why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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