So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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