I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
