Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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