normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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