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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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