Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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