Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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