Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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