everyone is single if you try hard enough
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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