why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We need a shit load of segways right now
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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