you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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