Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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