He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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