I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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