apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Randomize
