im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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