you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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