You're my little dorito
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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