I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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