How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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