At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
