arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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