There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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