Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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