i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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