I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
