He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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