you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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