So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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