i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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