I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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