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I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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