love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
