You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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