Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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