Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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