winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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