We are two peas in an std pod
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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