susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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