You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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