Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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