No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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