normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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