they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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