Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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