I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
