So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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