I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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