WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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