She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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