her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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