My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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