come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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