Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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