I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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