Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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