..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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