Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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