gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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