You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are