I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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